i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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