So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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