I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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