Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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