we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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