But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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