i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I wear drunk well.
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