i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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