I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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