everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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