drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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