I am puke
another moral hangover. fuck.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
