I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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