Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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