all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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