Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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