The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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