You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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