For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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