So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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