4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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