Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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