I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I believe in your delicious
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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