Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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