I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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