: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I have aggressive nipples.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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