i think my tv is drunk
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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