What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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