To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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