how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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