If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
