Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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