he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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