Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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