i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
God, I missed his penis.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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