Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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