it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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