Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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