I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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