someone get that fucking seahorse.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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