Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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