If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize