He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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