Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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