Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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