I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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