i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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