I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I deserve this hangover.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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