where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Drake has all the answers
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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