All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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