i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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