real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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