best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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