Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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