You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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